I still like cheap ass white Zin the best

You Are Pinot Noir

Sophisticated and worldly, you probably know more about wine than most drinkers. You have great taste, and you approach all aspects of life with a gourmet attitude. You believe that the little things in life should be cherished and enjoyed... and of the best quality possible. And while you may take more time to eat a meal or tour a city, it's always time well spent. Deep down you are: A seductive charmer Your partying style: Refined. And you would never call it "partying" Your company is enjoyed best with: Stinky expensive cheese

What Kind of Wine Are You?

I dont know (my mom gave me the title)

A Farmer in the Making

So my son, born in California and a resident of a large Texas city for the last 2 1/2 years has been living in this small Texas town for 3 months.

He was sitting at my mom's table, picking seeds out of his watermelon and putting them in a little pile. He looked at them, looked at my mom, and said, "Grandma, if we save these and plant them, we might make half a crop."

Oh yeah, his dad, the urbanite will be sooooo proud.

Yellow....yellow....what were they thinking

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

This thing lies

Your Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.

What Color Is Your Brain?

Randomness

Life
If you could change one thing about your past, without it changing every other aspect of your life, what would it be?	I would have been closer to my grandpa
Are you happy with where you are in life, at this time?	No but i am working on it
If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would you go?	Ireland or Australia
Do you get along better with the same sex, or the opposite sex?	Opposite
Are you the type of person who prefers one or two close friends, or lots of acquaintances?	One or two close friends
Are you still friends with anyone you went to school with?	Nope
Are you a home body, or a social butterfly?	I have social anxiety disorder
What do you enjoy doing on the weekends?	hangin out w/my son and pets
If you and one friend were asked to be on a reality TV show, who would you take with you?	Katie
Beer, wine or liquor?	Yes Please
Love
What is your relationship status?	Non existant
Are you happy with your current relationship (or lack thereof)?	NO
What is your idea of a perfect date?	hmmmm, have the gentleman pick me up at the door, and either go to an amusement park or take a nice walk somewhere, feeding ducks is fun
What's your idea of the perfect romantic getaway?	Anywhere where life doesnt interfer and we can just enjoy eachother
If you could have a date with any celebrity, who would it be and what would you do?	i dont currently have a celb i would want to date
Do you think you can love someone, without trusting them?	Yes
Do you believe it is possible to be in love with someone you've never actually spent time with?	No
Do you believe in soul mates?	Maybe
If you do believe in soul mates, have you found yours?	No
Which is more intimate, in your opinion... Cuddling or Intercourse?	cuddling (for me at least)
If your partner was unable to have sex due to illness or injury, would you stay with them?	Yes
Career
Are you happy with your current career/job?	Yes
If not, what would you rather be doing?	N/A
Which is more important, your career, or your family (assuming you are married with children)?	Family
If you answered family to the above question, would your family agree that they are most important?	no, my son thinks i work too much
How many hours a week do you work, on average?	55+
Did you choose your current career path for money or enjoyment?	enjoyment
If you could have ANY job, what would your top three career choices be?	K-9 handler, wife/mom, animal trainer
What's your biggest strength, when it comes to your job?	I have a strong work ethic
Your biggest weakness, or flaw?	I am too nice and get taken advantage of
Do you take pride in your work, or just hurry through it as quickly as you can?	Pride in my work, it is a representation of me

New Preamble to the Constitution

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...



"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."



ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.



ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.



ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.



ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes . (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)



ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.



ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.



ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.



ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)



ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.



ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)



ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!





If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?

We Will NEVER Forget

PLEASE REP0ST THiS F0R ALL 0F THE PE0PLE WH0 HAVE DiED. THEY W0ULD D0 THE SAME F0R Y 0 U

Ok so maybe i am not as smart as i thought

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