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Saturday, December 1, 2007

School of Hard Knocks

Ok, I was tagged by my mother..thanks mom..lol

Rules: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five.

I had to think a while about this but here we go. Mom is already offering one i would like/need

Survival Cooking: Nope, no bugs or odd crunchy things (hopefully). I'm just talking about everyday cooking. No one should learn, at the age of 18, that if you let spaghetti cook long enough, it will get fuzzy. This course would just cover the 5 things that most families eat ALL the time. There are restaurants for everything else.

so, now onto my classes:

Dr. DoLittle 101: No need for a degree in veterinary medicine here. This class is to teach the art of animal interaction. One should never lay on the ground and make prey noises and be surprised when the dog rips your face off. It seems that many people have forgotten how to approach or interact with animals and since they dont know, their children dont know.

911 101: After working as a dispatcher i REALLY wish this course was offered. To call into the EMERGENCY operator because you want to know if it is safe to drive from Amarillo to Tulia during the Tornado Watch is NOT acceptable. Nor is calling into report you are unhappy with the quality of the ILLEGAL drugs you just purchased.

Letting Go, It will be ok: No, this class will not help you get a psychology degree, but it will help you get rid of some of the clutter in your home. As a currently struggling self proclaimed pack rat, this course will offer techniques for classifying what one really needs to keep and what one merely keeps out of obligation or in my case the inability to let go.

Welfare for Dummies: This course is offered to those who CHOOSE welfare as their employer. This course will teach the true purpose of the welfare system. Please, sign up for this course if you breed for a higher check, use your food stamps for smokes or sell them for drug money or offer your WIC checks on CL(Craigs List for those that dont know) for ANYTHING other than the foods they are intended for.

Now....lets see who my victims, opps, choices, will be:

Pioneer Woman
Jenny of MamaDrama

Cant wait to read y'alls answers


Sandy said...

Genius! Brilliant post, hon and thanks for finally making me feel loved, wanted, and needed...lol.

Genius and German both start with G, you know.....

Debs said...

I might need to take the Letting go, it will be ok class.

You are very creative with this Congrats. :) Mine was lame, but I still had fun. :D

You and your mom are just too cool!

Mama Drama Jenny said...

I figured I love your blog since I love your moms and I was right.

I usually never do meme's but this one is tempting...hmmmmm...

Robocop said...

Thanks for tagging me. That was fun.

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